facebook friend deal-breakers

• TALKING IN ALL CAPS
• not knowing the difference between to, too, and two (they're, their and there; accept vs. except; than vs. then, your vs. you're)
• leavng psts like u r txtng 
• sharing more than one video/day
• alot
• lmao/rofl/lol: are you REALLY laughing out loud? ok, maybe you are, but rolling on the floor laughing? no; you're not.
• couples shared accounts (i.e. "Bob And Mandy posted something on her wall")
• couples who's accounts aren't shared and insist on posting vomitous mush on each other's walls so that we all get to see just how much they love each other; the good part is when they break up and you can point and laugh at all of the romantical things they said to each other all willy-nilly (this second part is actually the only reason i keep these friends)